Moves here, Danny, that is. No dancing for me this holiday weekend. After watching the final moments of the Michigan-Western Michigan game, I cannot move. I’m sick.
It’s a travesty. No investigation necessary. There should be a flat-out reversal, and Western Michigan should be declared the game’s winner.
If Michigan has any integrity, they would take it upon themselves and do this. Of course, they won’t. Michigan is the new Duke, the most reviled school in the college athletics universe.
Shame on the Michigan fans for rushing the field after they were gifted a game they were supposed to win. How much bigger is Michigan’s athletic budget than Western Michigan’s?
Props to Western Michigan for an incredible performance. You went into The Big House and balled out. But you’re too good for moral victories. It was a victory!
You were robbed, and you should be dancing. I will be rooting for you for the remainder of the season, and I will be rooting for Oklahoma to spank The Big Blue next week. It’s deserved.
Danny Moves
Creator: The Danny Hurley Head Butt Dance
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