Moves here. Danny. News flash: Dancers are tough. Have you ever competed in a dance marathon? I’m here to tell you that tangoing for 36 hours straight is no picnic. So, you’ll see why I’m torked.
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There’s been a lot of noise about the recent Ben Shelton-Carlos Alcaraz U.S. Open quarterfinal match. If you haven’t heard, it started just after 11 pm and ended at 3:33 am. A lot of people have complained that it started way too late.
To those people, I say this: GROW A SET! You suck up $23 honey deuce cocktails. You wait in line for hours for $38 prime rib hoagies. God knows what you paid for your ticket. Bottom line: You can stay up a little longer and embrace the novelty of watching world-class tennis in the middle of the night.
In fact, I think it would’ve been very cool if the match went on a few hours longer and they played on as the sun came up.
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Jon Hart is the author of Unfortunately, I Was Available.
