The world needs an encore to the infamous “Fisherman and Mermaid” scene.
Moves here. Danny. Of course, I’m fixated on conquering the world with my Dan Hurley Headbutt Dance. But sometimes, my wanderings take me to UNC football as well as other Tarheel matters.
Yes, I’m wondering, like so many others, if the Heels will repeat last year’s disastrous season. Surprise! They got off to a great start in Dublin.
Photo courtesy of Suggest
But that’s not the big story. It’s what coach Bill Belichick and his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, will be for Halloween.
Two years ago, Coach Bill and Jordon played dress-up. He was the fisherman, and she was the mermaid. They practically broke the Internet with their Instagram post.
Unlike so many others, I will not shame them for their antics. Instead, I applaud their nerve. Now, I am wondering what they will do for an encore? So, here are some costume ideas for the happy couple.
If there ever was one, coach Bill is a natural Fred Flintstone. However, in all honesty, Jordon is more Pebbles than Wilma. So maybe she should be Pebbles, and he should be Bam Bam. Or is that too weird?
A little twist on the theme: Bill and Jordon as Disney Zombies! (graphic courtesy Mercuri)
I believe strongly that Jordon will embrace Barbie hook, line, and sinker. Coach Bill will make a fun Ken. (graphic to the right).
Let’s do an end around with this next one. Coach Bill will be Little Red Riding Hood, and Jordon will be the Big Bad Wolf. Yes, it’s very weird – but in a great way. I might move this one to the top of the list.
Jordon and coach Bill would both make great Little Bo Peeps, but I’ll give the nod to Jordon, and coach Bill will be her sheep.
It’s not a matter of if. It’s a matter of when. Jordon will appear on Dancing with the Stars. It’ll be great for her cheerleading career. In preparation for that, she should be Sandy, the role immortalized by Olivia Newton-John. Coach Bill would be Danny Zuko. A duet just might be in Coach Bill’s future.
Well, it’s obvious that I have too much time on my hands. But still, creative minds go nonstop.
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Jon Hart is the author of Unfortunately, I was available.
