Joey Platania’s Annual NFL Predictions

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Last season, I picked six of eight division winners and also nailed the Super Bowl winner.


It’s time to cast my lot once again, foreseeing how the NFL regular season and postseason will play out. Here’s what I believe is in store for NFL 2023.

American Conference

AFC NORTH
1. Baltimore (12-5) — New offense, healthy QB, more targets will help
2. Cincinnati (11-6) — O-line still not stout, secondary always a problem
3. Pittsburgh (9-8) — I’ll never again pick Tomlin to be below .500
4. Cleveland (5-12) — Always finding a way to implode despite talent

AFC EAST
1. Buffalo (13-4) — Super Bowl window still open
2. NY Jets (10-7) — Rodgers, solid D should be enough
3. Miami (10-7) — Tougher division could leave Dolphins out in January
4. New England (7-10) — Dynasties often fall, and they fall hard

AFC SOUTH
1. Jacksonville (11-6) — Lawrence came along at just the right time
2. Houston (8-9) — Benefitting from the fall of Titans, Colts
3. Tennessee (7-10) — Always have big names, but not a complete team
4. Indianapolis (4-13) — Promising rookie QB, but not much else

AFC WEST
1. Kansas City (14-3) — Still the best … period
2. Denver (8-9) — Despite Wilson’s slump, Payton makes him better
3. LA Chargers (7-10) — Not enough heart, fight or special teams
4. Las Vegas (4-13) — They’ll be good Super Bowl hosts

PLAYOFF SEEDS: 1. Kansas City 2. Baltimore 3. Buffalo 4. Jacksonville 5. Cincinnati 6. NY Jets 7. Miami

WILD-CARD ROUND: Baltimore over Miami; Buffalo over NY Jets; Jacksonville over Cincinnati

DIVISIONAL ROUND: Kansas City over Jacksonville; Baltimore over Buffalo

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Kansas City over Baltimore

National Conference

NFC NORTH
1. Minnesota (12-5) — Won’t win all the close games again, but they’re the best here
2. Detroit (10-7) — Still not sold on them, but they’re improving
3. Chicago (9-8) — Poised for a rapid rise
4. Green Bay (6-11) — Inevitable fall with Rodgers gone and rusty Love at QB

NFC EAST
1. Dallas (13-4) — Defense still potent; Cooks boosts WR room
2. Philadelphia (11-6) — This division doesn’t have repeat winners; schedule tougher
3. Washington (7-10) — Ownership change is worth two wins
4. NY Giants (5-12) — Barkley’s mess and OL problems slow them down

NFC SOUTH
1. Carolina (10-7) — Good rookie QB gives an edge in a bad division
2. Atlanta (7-10) — Deceptively high finish, but a lot of holes
3. New Orleans (6-11) — Still adjusting to life without Brees, Payton
4. Tampa Bay (4-13) — Brady’s gone; bloom is off the rose

NFC WEST
1. Seattle (12-5) — Surprising Geno Smith is making things happen
2. San Francisco (12-5) — Questionable QB room and an underachieving coach
3. LA Rams (5-12) — Went all-in to win the Super Bowl; still paying for it
4. Arizona (3-14) — On the clock already

PLAYOFF SEEDS: 1. Dallas 2. Seattle 3. Minnesota 4. Carolina 5. San Francisco 6. Philadelphia 7. Detroit

WILD-CARD ROUND: Seattle over Detroit; Philadelphia over Minnesota; San Francisco over Carolina

DIVISIONAL ROUND: Dallas over Philadelphia; Seattle over San Francisco

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Seattle over Dallas

SUPER BOWL 58
February 11, 2024, Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas (CBS)

Teams can change a lot in a salary-cap-oriented NFL offseason. That said, the league’s reigning dynasty, the Kansas City Chiefs, didn’t add or subtract anyone of note to sufficiently change anyone’s perspective. They remain the league’s best team with the league’s best quarterback. The inferior NFC is more of a crapshoot, and I’m casting my vote for a dark horse, the Seattle Seahawks. One reason is that teams like San Francisco and Dallas constantly underachieve. I also predict that Philadelphia will take a major backward step this year. Seattle’s Pete Carroll is the league’s oldest and most underrated coach. He will steer the ship to Las Vegas, but the ‘Hawks won’t have enough to finish the project.

Kansas City 31, Seattle 16

About Joe Platania

Veteran Ravens correspondent Joe Platania is in his 45th year in sports media (including two CFL seasons when Batlimore had a CFL team) in a career that extends across parts of six decades. Platania covers sports with insight, humor, and a highly prescient eye, and that is why he has made his mark on television, radio, print, online, and in the podcast world. He can be heard frequently on WJZ-FM’s “Vinny And Haynie” show, alongside ex-Washington general manager Vinny Cerrato and Bob Haynie. A former longtime member in good standing of the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association and the Pro Football Writers of America, Platania manned the CFL Stallions beat for The Avenue Newspaper Group of Essex (1994 and ’95) and the Ravens beat since the team’s inception — one of only three local writers to do so — for PressBox, The Avenue, and other local publications and radio stations. A sought-after contributor and host on talk radio and TV, he made numerous appearances on “Inside PressBox” (10:30 a.m. Sundays), and he was heard weekly for eight seasons on the “Purple Pride Report,” WQLL-AM (1370). He has also appeared on WMAR-TV’s “Good Morning Maryland” (2009), Comcast SportsNet’s “Washington Post Live” (2004-06), and WJZ-TV’s “Football Talk” postgame show — with legend Marty Bass (2002-04). Platania is the only sports journalist in Maryland history to have been a finalist for both the annual Sportscaster of the Year award (1998, which he won) and Sportswriter of the Year (2010). He is also a four-time Maryland-Delaware-District of Columbia Press Association award winner. Platania is a graduate of St. Joseph’s (Cockeysville), Calvert Hall College High School, and Towson University, where he earned a degree in Mass Communications. He lives in Cockeysville, MD.



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