COVID-19 has caused the cheer competition to be canceled. All sports will resume next month. Until then, we open with rap stars in heaven.
{XXXTentacion, Pop Smoke, Tupac, Juice Wrld, Biggie Smalls, Lil Peep,
Nipsey Hussle, and Mac Miller are on a football field.}
X: Ayyyy! Who’s ready for some football?!
Pop: Woooooo!
Juice: I am, X!
Peep: So am I!
Mac: Ditto!
Nipsey: I swear, on my honor, the modern generation of music is so absurd.
Tupac: Agreed.
Biggie: Shut up, Pac!
Tupac: Really?! Don’t forget our feud got us killed, Biggie!
Biggie: {Feeling bad.} Oh yeah. Sorry.
X: OK guys. Let’s play football!!!!
{The whole team starts playing football. It goes through a whole montage of them tackling, throwing the ball, and working on their football strategies. It’s been 30 minutes and practice is now over.}
X: To the showers!
{The whole crew goes to the locker room and washed up.}
Tupac: Heaven has a shower?!
X: This isn’t really heaven, Biggie. This is a dimension, one of four. I researched this back when I was on Earth. There are four dimensions that people go to when they die. Many believe that this dimension, the fourth, is a heaven-like dimension for the positive energy.
Juice: Whoa!
Peep: I never really thought of it like that.
Mac, Nipsey, Biggie, and Tupac: Me neither!
X: We need our legacies to live on so kids can apply good energy to sports.
Peep: So true.
Juice: {Quickly trying to change the subject.} So how did y’all die?
X: I was shot.
Pop: Same.
Nipsey: Same here.
Biggie and Pac: Our feud got us killed.
Peep: I overdosed.
Mac: Same.
Juice: Ditto.
Nipsey: Huh. So today’s modern generation of artists is either overdosing or getting shot. Two of the biggest problems in sports.
X: Exactly. We need to stop all that in sports.
{RIP. To be continued.}
