RIP to Juice Wrld, XXXTentacion, and Pop Smoke, who appear in this script. Legends never die.
{We open in the gym with a whole new cast of rappers ready to do cheerleading. The new coach, Coach Wakanda, comes in.}
Wakanda: OK guys. Welcome to cheer practice. When I call your name, say here. {Starts attendance.} Kanye West?
Kanye: Call me God.
Wakanda: {Mad.} Boy! No!
Kanye: You don’t have the answers! I could revive XXXTentacion, Juice Wrld, and Pop Smoke!
Wakanda: OK. Prove it! Go on!
{Kanye revives all three. They arrive with angel wings on their back.}
Wakanda: Wow. This practice just got real. {Continues attendance.} Polo G?
Polo: Here.
Wakanda: Pop Smoke?
Pop: Wooooooo!
Wakanda: XXXTentacion?
X: I go by X.
Wakanda: Juice Wrld?
Juice: Do you hear me calling?
Wakanda: DDG?
DDG: Here.
Wakanda: NBA Youngboy?
NBA: Here.
Wakanda: Tekashi?
Tekashi: Here.
Wakanda: 645AR?
645AR: @+#+$+$+$!$.
Wakanda: Wait. Aren’t you that mosquito dude? Whatever. {Ends attendance.} OK guys. So this is the first practice.
Let’s learn a flip. {Does a flip.} Now you try.
{The entire team, except 645AR, does a flip. Tekashi notices.}
Tekashi: Sir. 645AR isn’t doing the flip.
Wakanda: {Mad.} 645AR! Out!
645AR: @+#+$+#+@($(‘!#(?
Wakanda: I lost all respect for you after that, man. Out! Come on! {645AR leaves.} DDG, can I ask you something?
DDG: Ask me.
Wakanda: Can you sign me to your label? I can’t take this anymore. Kanye is delusional, 645AR is a human
mosquito, I hear Roddy Ricch only knows an ‘Ehh-err’ sound, and don’t even get me started on Tay-K.
Tay: {Busts in.} Leave me out of this!
Wakanda: See what I mean? So can you sign me?
DDG: No!
Wakanda: Fine! You’re not supposed to be here anyway. You’re a YouTuber. {Goes back to practice.} Now for a
backflip. {Does a back-flip.} Now you do it.
{The squad does a backflip.}
Wakanda: Perfect! We should be ready for the competition! {Notices X, Juice, and Pop going back to heaven.} Guys!
Why are you leaving?
Pop: We are needed in heaven.
X: But we will be back.
Juice: Don’t you dare forget us. Story to be continued.
{Juice, X, and Pop leave. Wakanda looks in awe.}
Wakanda: You know what? I’m not even mad. It really hurts to see these three go. They really are legends.
NLE: Yeah!
Tecca: Ha! That’s a fact!
Uzi: Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh.
DDG: Agreed.
Nas X: Yeah!
Pump: Ooh!
Tay: Yes.
Roddy: Ehh-err!
Kanye: Yes.
Soulja: Yes.
NBA: Respect.
Blueface: Yeah, alright.
{Just then, Kodak Black comes in.}
Wakanda: Kodak! You’re back?!
Kodak: Yep. {Does a backflip.} Ready for the cheer competition. {Notices NBA.} NBA Youngboy.
NBA: Kodak Black.
Wakanda: Yeah. Let’s settle this at the competition next month.
{To be continued……}
