We open with a whole new cast of rappers getting ready for baseball practice. A new coach, Coach Pajama, walks onto the field.
Pajama: Alright, guys. So I heard this athletics program is very messed up. So let’s go through the season without anything happening! {Prepares to do attendance.} When I call your name, say here. {Begins.} Lil Pump?
Pump: Esskeetit!
Pajama: 6ix9ine?
6ix9ine: It’s TreWay!
Cop: {Notices.} Ayy! What did I tell you about that?! I will put you back in jail!!!
Pajama: Trippie Redd?
Trippie: Yeaaaaaaaah!
Pajama: Lil Tecca?
Tecca: Here.
Pajama: Famous Dex?
Dex: A whoa!
Pajama: Roddy Ricch?
Roddy: Ehh-Err!
Pajama: Scar l x r d?
Scarlxrd: It’s Scarlord, sir!
Pajama: Why the X?
Scarlxrd: It looks cool!
Pajama: You don’t have to yell.
Scarlxrd: Sorry! But my voice stays at this level!
Pajama: OK. Got you. {Continues.} Tay-K?
Tay-K: I’m Lil Tay-K. I don’t think you want no action.
Pajama: You’re right. I don’t. {Ends attendance.} Alright. That’s it for….
6ix9ine: {Interrupts.} It’s TreWay!
Cop: {Notices.} I heard that! That’s a citation! One more time and I’m sending you back to jail, and you’ll get the jumping you deserve!
Pajama: {Chimes in.} And you know what happens when you get jumped.
6ix9ine: {Has flashbacks of getting jumped.} Okay. Chill. I’m done.
Pajama: Now, before I was interrupted, I was saying that today is the first baseball game against the Rug-Rats. {Remembered something.} Wait. Didn’t we have a new player here? Soulja Boy? Where is he?
{Soulja Boy walks on the field.}
Pajama: {Angry.} Dude! You’re late!
Soulja: Laaaaaaate?! Laaaaaaate?!
Pajama: Yes! You know what? Just go to the base.
Soulja: Baaaaaaaase?! Baaaaaaaase?!
Pajama: Yes! {Sees Roddy on his phone.} Roddy! Get off of Snapchat!
Roddy: This ain’t Snapchat.
Pajama: I don’t care what it is! Just get off of it! {Continues announcing the game.} Before I was interrupted, again, I was saying today, since the season is short, is the state tournament against the Rug-Rats.
{The Rug-Rats appear. We see a whole montage of the baseball game against the Rug-Rats and the Rappers. The Rug-Rats end up winning. One of the Rug-Rats is Justin Bieber. He walks up to Roddy Ricch.}
Roddy: {Moves away.} Ehh-Err!
{Roddy gets chased by Bieber around the field.}
Pump: {Notices.} Esskeetit!
Soulja: {Hears Pump.} Yo dude! Chill! That’s my flow!
{Soulja chases Pump.}
Trippie: I’m getting out of hearing.
Tecca: Ha! That’s a fact.
Dex: A whoa!
Scarlxrd: Ditto!
{The four artists leave the field as Tay-K fires some shots into the air.}
Tay-K: This thooka is my wand!
Pajama: {Notices.} Oh, man! This is just the baseball team?! What will the cheerleaders have in store?!
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