Life Of A Sports Columnist

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Storyline: Ravi postulates and accentuates. Be a sport! Grab your dictionary and learn a few new words. 


Columnists or they say, writers,
Wield pen and nibs, on many a mung.
Irenology occupies our soft palate,
For we indulge in ipsedixitism.

Courtesy: knoxnews.com

Courtesy: knoxnews.com

Mildful at times, on many an entrant,
Seldom settling for anadipsia.
A few err us as balatrons,
But, sir, we’re pen-pushers.

Hackettes are too, in many a number,
Blatterooning on the sport they love.
Cathisophobia’s our aversion,
For we, on any day, prefer a catholicum.

Cullionism and darraignism unadorned,
For writing to us is nothing but a dolorifuge.
We are, in short, eupsychics,
For sportsmen are our filiopietistics.

About Ravi Mandapaka

I’m a literature fanatic and a Manchester United addict who, at any hour, would boastfully eulogize about swimming to unquenchable thirsts of the sore-throated common man’s palate.



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