Moves here. Danny. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about a very special woman, Dianna Russini. Creative as ever, here’s an idea to ponder.
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Recently, The Athletic deemed her relationship with Patriots coach Mike Vrabel to be inappropriate. However, their findings didn’t conclude that there was any horizontal hula. If it did, and Moves has two words for everyone: S–t happens.
Moving on. Vrabel is still coaching away, and Russini is in exile. That just doesn’t sit right with me. It takes two to tango, right?
Personally, I think Russini will be back in the NFL any day. Why? In short, women are very good for the NFL’s bottom line. Right now, Taylor Swift is the NFL’s beloved leading lady. But she could use a heel, and Russini will fill that void.
Whatever, let’s milk it all the way to the bank.
Anyway, I want to help Russini pivot to another career. After winning Dancing with the Stars with a sensual tango number, let’s branch off into music. In my long-range plan, I see us performing The Russini, a dance we would choreograph together, with Taylor at halftime of the Super Bowl.
Spectacular!
I know that I’m getting ahead of myself, but a dream must start somewhere.
Just know this, Dianna Russini: you’ve got a fan in me.
Over and Out,
Danny Moves
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Jon Hart is the author of Unfortunately, I Was Available.
